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American Girl’s New Boy Doll Looks Like A Hipster Who Will Ghost You

The praise was nice while it lasted, Logan.

On Tuesday, the internet was amped when it was reported that the popular doll company, American Girl, was debuting it’s very first boy doll named Logan Everett, a drummer from Nashville, Tennessee.

“Adding a boy to our lineup has been a number one request for a very, very, very long time,” Julie Parks, director of public relations at American Girl, told The Huffington Post.

Jimmy Kimmel spoofed the Trump administration’s Valentine’s Day cards

Love is in the air at the White House, and Kellyanne Conway’s “is as real as the Bowling Green Massacre.”

Jimmy Kimmel spoofed the Trump administration’s Valentine’s Day cards on Monday.

As well as the heartwarming “message” from President Donald Trump’s trusted adviser, Kimmel unveiled parody cards for members of his cabinet and family.

‘Star Wars’ Droids Star In ‘Friends’

Nobody could blame these sitcom actors if they come off as a bit robotic.

A YouTube user imagined the droids from “Star Wars” starring in their own version of “Friends.”

It would be called “Droids,” obviously ― and the likes of RD-D2 and C-3PO would be there for you.

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“Cruelty Free”? This Vegan Restaurant Hasn’t Liked Any Of My Tweets

So, there’s this hip little vegan restaurant down the street that claims to be “cruelty-free”, which frankly doesn’t add up, because whoever runs their humorous Twitter page followed me back – but hasn’t liked even one of my tweets.

Healthy! Replcace Bananas For Sugar To Make Your Muffins Shittier

Hey, here’s a cool baking tip: simply replace the sugar in your muffin recipe with a healthier alternative, like bananas or honey, and you’ll have a far shittier muffin in no time!

Really a lot shittier!

You see, many people don’t realize this, but fruits like bananas, apples, and berries have plenty of fructose, or fruit sugar, already in their chemical make-up.So if you want the sweetness of a muffin, but the shittiness of a shitty muffin, a banana is a great option.

Twitter had a few more #AlternativeFacts

You could come to grips with reality, or... get yourself some alternative facts!

Just take it from Kellyanne Conway. In a debate over inauguration attendance, the counselor to President Donald Trump told NBC’s Chuck Todd that White House press secretary Sean Spicer gave “alternative facts” to those presented by the media, insisting that the actual attendance was underreported.

Oh, OK.

Woman in purple Who Gave Trump The Finger Has Given The Internet Strength

The interwebs has deemed one woman a beacon of hope on Inauguration Day

Buzzfeed Reporter Mary Georgantopoulos shared a photo from the U.S. Navy Memorial of a woman wearing a purple parka, who threw up the bird during Trump’s first speech as president on Friday. 

And the “woman in purple” ― as some on social media lovingly called her ― quickly became very popular. The photo generated thousands of retweets in just a few hours as well as a whole lot of feelings. 

Bill Maher has issued a stark warning to fellow TV hosts who interview President-elect Donald Trump

Bill Maher has issued a stark warning to fellow TV hosts who interview President-elect Donald Trump in the upcoming months.

“If you are going to have him on, he’s a politician,” Maher said on Wednesday’s broadcast of “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”

“I know he’s actually a game show host from Queens, but now he’s the president of the United States, so if you’re going to have him on ― this is everybody ― hold his feet to the fire,” he added. “Don’t let him use you.”

The Hilarious Betty White On Her 95th Birthday

On Jan. 17, Betty White, legendary actress and the nation’s collective Nana, turned 95.

Due to the Golden Girl’s milestone birthday, her name began to trend on Twitter — and of course people thought it was because the worst had happened. 

Yet, after approximately 40,534,580,349,583,049 people tweeted out the same damn joke, cleverer quips about the very funny actress began to surface.

007 movie James Bond-Style ‘Goldshower’ Is More Than A Wee Bit Funny

Unverified claims that Donald Trump watched prostitutes urinate on one another in a “golden shower” routine in Moscow have inspired a stream of jokes.

Now, James Bond is on the fun.

In a clever intro Wednesday, “The Daily Show with Trevor Noah” spoofed the opening of the 1964 007 movie “Goldfinger.” Only now the title is “Goldshower” and the words that Shirley Bassey sang in the original film have changed, as has the cast.

Vladimir Putin as “Nipples”? That’s worth the price of admission. 

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