Attention, please. I have an announcement to make.
Today, due to Daylight Savings Time, the clocks have “sprung ahead,” affording me one extra hour of daylight (the hour from approximately 6:00 p.m. to 7:00 p.m.) to do with what I wish. This is a decision I do not take lightly, but after much deliberation, I have come up with a plan for what I will do with the one hour.
I am going to eat cereal in my apartment with the blinds drawn.